N. Stephanie Spika, an avid sportswomen, hunter and gun-rights activist.
Guns dot com
In a move that has the gun community buzzing, the National Rifle Association announced today that Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre has stepped down as the head of the nation’s gun lobby for undisclosed reasons.
Replacing LaPierre will be N. Stephanie Spika, the organization’s standout social media manager.
Both LaPierre and Spika declined Guns.com’s request for comment. However, sources close to Spika said that she’s elated by the new opportunity to head up what is arguably the most powerful lobbying group in Washington, D.C.
“With her bright eyes, radiant smile, impossibly strong work ethic and ‘anything’s possible’ mentality, Ms. Spika is the perfect woman for the job,” said an NRA insider to Guns.com.
Should I assume you're aware that this was an April Fool's joke, and that you are, for whatever reason, repeating it two days late?
ReplyDeleteToo bad it's a joke--she might be a major improvement over LaPierre.
She is hot! Would be a good face for the NRA. :)
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